My Mother Tooted and Flew To the Moon
Once there was a boy who lived in a cottage. It was small, but at least it was something. He lived with his mom, dad and two brothers. One day the family had a big veggie party because the boy’s mother was a vegetarian. They had a lot of vegetables and I mean a lot.
The mother ate so much Cauliflower and beans that she flew to the moon. The family started to yell for her but they knew it was no use. On the mothers way she hit a spoon for some really odd reason. When she landed on the moon she was a little scarred. Well, why wouldn’t she! She’s on the stinking moon for crying out loud.
She started to run in circles screaming. She wasn’t paying attention on where she was running and ran into a crater. When she sat up and looked around she saw that the crater was a big room. So she thought, “I could use this until I can find a way back home.” Right away she started to work. She made all the things she needed out of the moon. Well, actually that’s all you’ve got really. She made a bed, sweater, pillow and a blanket. Oh, and don’t forget the toilet.
While she was looking for food she was lucky enough to come across moon pies and they were chocolate her favorite. She found some cauliflower as well hidden behind a huge rock. She thought to herself, “These could come in handy.” That night she had a feast. When she went out again in search of food she saw a strange little thing. When she went up to it the thing made a strange noise and it went “WHOMP!” The mother seemed friendly to the thing so it took her to its village.
The mother learned that the “Things” were actually called the Womps. They all had a feast that night. The mother went back to her little “House” for a goodnights sleep. But, while she was sleeping she was kidnapped by the Womps. They took her to an enormous temple where they gave her jewels and clothes. “They must think I’m a god or something” she thought. So, where do you think they are taking her? You probably guessed it, it’s a volcano.
The Womps want to sacrifice her to the volcano god. The mother thought she better do something quick or be turned into fried chicken. Right when the Womps weren’t looking she dashed away. It didn’t take long for the Womps to realize she had escaped. She dashed back to her “House” and tried to think of something she could use to escape the moon. Then she remembered all the cauliflower. She ate it all in the fastest time in the world. She then ran onto the surface of the moon and right before the Womps could get her she tooted back to Earth. But, right before she lifted off the surface she yelled “See ya Womps.”
On her way back to Earth she saw the spoon she had hit on her way to the moon. When she got back she told her whole family about here adventure. When she was done she said “Maybe one day you can go to the moon as well.”
